Growth Guru T-Shirts

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

man pumping up profit balloon

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

We see this on occasion...someone self-actualizes and becomes empowered simultaneously and they spontaneously combust.'

RIP - Refused to learn from my mistakes

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

SWOTs

Small Business Adviser.

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Abracadabra! We have growth!

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'The secret is the compost.'

"And then I realized I had one of three choices to make regarding the future of my business: Get big, get out, or get niche!"

"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."

"#Win!"

'I'm sure these growth hormone tablets used to be bigger.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"He's meant to grow 6 inches in height, not width."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Europe recovers.

Relationship, Serious: Any romantic involvement that results in 'significant personal growth'. Unfortunately, the exact interpretation of this phrase differs between men and women.

Some grow faster than others.

The German economy.

'A tall one!', 'A short one!', 'A tall one, but only half full.'

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"