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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"#Win!"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Bird Torture.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"You've changed."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

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