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Science in industry

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"#Win!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

DACA

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"