Growth Strategist T-Shirts

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Will work for ETFs

"#Win!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

EU and India partnership.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The Decline of Europe

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Pre-Old Blues

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'We're counting on inflation.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."