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'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"He's already a customer. You were hired to bring in new business."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Others will fight for you

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

The Rubber Ball Company

Upward Progress

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Ego Increasing School

Building a company.

Learning Curve

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

Intelligent dog.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

We learn by doing

"You'll get over him."