Business Growth Believer T-Shirts

Excellent Customer Care...Job Satisfaction...

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Upward Progress

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Building a company.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'Let's put that nasty word out 'plummet' of our minds.'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

The swamp of adolescence

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

Growth vs Sustainability.

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'We owe the sharp increase in our stock price to leveraging the Internet to create a global footprint. Of course, some creative accounting helped.'

"I work with start-up tech companies that are in the idea stage and help them mature into full-blown concepts!"

'I want go-getters, not people who are satisfied with the status quo!'

"The board have their own version of musical chairs. Except every time the music stops, they add a chair."

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

Science in industry

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

"In hindsight, it looks like I didn't have enough foresight."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."