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'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"#Win!"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

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"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Uh-Oh..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'