Wealth Visionary T-Shirts

"If you would like to receive a guaranteed annual income of a million dollars or more, press 'one' now."

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'When I was young, $40 million was a lot of money.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Greed.

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Counting dollars

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Snowing Money.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."