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DNA doctor

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'I don't like to take chances.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Sputnik V

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Vaccine vending machine

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Get Your Shot

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Snow globe vaccine

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"