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'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Trump

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Soaring Profits

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"You've changed."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry