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"Believe me, son, you'll grow up fast enough. . . you don't need to check your height EVERY DAY!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"You've changed."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Which way up do you want it?"

Highschool sign.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."