Growth Tracking T-Shirts

"Believe me, son, you'll grow up fast enough. . . you don't need to check your height EVERY DAY!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"You've changed."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Which way up do you want it?"

Highschool sign.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Hipster Police Department

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."