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"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Highschool sign.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Woman and scales.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'

"I've not seen your son for ages, he's really shot up!"

"When I said I needed to look at your diet I meant a list!"

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

'I'm worried Doctor: He's a bit small for his age...'

Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

'Wow, Timmy, you've grown a foot since I saw you last!'

"Little Harry has certainly shot up."

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

"Papi! Almost 80 percent of all millionaires are the first ones in their families to be rich!"

'I had always thought a gazillion was some made up number.'

Height Chart.

"Now you can buy stuff online while you get your cash. It's called Amazon total Marketing."

'Oh my! You sure have grown.'