Child Growth T-Shirts

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

Age and weight progress

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

At the Museum

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Director/Action Man toy.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."