Child Growth Pillows

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

Age and weight progress

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Art Student.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

At the Museum

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Director/Action Man toy.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"They grow up so fast."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'