Child Growing Up Pillows

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Mom, I've decided to move in with grandma and grandpa."

"This is my son Teddy when he was five, when he was eleven, and today."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"He likes it."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Twenty-first century baby walker

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'What's play?'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."