Teenager Growing Up Pillows

'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''

'Teenagers!'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."