'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''
Teenager Growing Up Mugs
Start their day with a smile—our mugs themed around teenagers growing up feature witty messages and playful designs perfect for any teen navigating life's big changes.
'Teenagers!'
'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'
"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"
A Punk Rocker Cocoon.
My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!
"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.
'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'
"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"
Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
Mayhem, Inc. Part 21
"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."
'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
"Your momma lied to you, boy."
“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'
The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus
"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."
'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'
"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'
'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'
How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!
'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'
'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'
'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'
"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."
"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."
"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."
Teenager Growing Up Mugs Collection
Teenager Growing Up Pillows
Brighten their room with pillows that celebrate growing up. Soft, amusing, and meaningful—ideal for teens creating their personal space.
Teenager Growing Up Prints
Decorate their room with art prints that mark the milestones of growing up. Inspiring and fun, perfect for teenagers embracing their new chapter.
Teenager Growing Up T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to celebrate their journey into adulthood. Our designs combine humor, motivation, and style for the youthful spirit in all teens.