Youth Growth T-Shirts

'A tall one!', 'A short one!', 'A tall one, but only half full.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"You left your demons here last week."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

That party went well.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Musical notes bubble gum.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"