Youth Trends T-Shirts

Me at 15/Me at 29

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Crap from the future.

Text Culture

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Hoodie Hang-out

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Nice haircut."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Clubbing