Societal Trends T-Shirts

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Crap from the future.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Made in China

All Natural Nothing

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everything's gone up."