Future Trends T-Shirts

Crap from the future.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Keeping warm.

Made in China

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everything's gone up."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."