Future Trends Gifts

Crap from the future.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Made in China

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Everything's gone up."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"