'No.'
Current Trends Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of modern culture? Our collection of trend-inspired items features witty and stylish designs that keep your loved ones in the loop. Perfect for the person who’s always on top of what’s hot, these products mix humor, relevance, and a contemporary flair. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, find something that celebrates today’s trends and makes a statement.
Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.
CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE
La Table
Crap from the future.
"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."
'We're living in a round hole economy.'
Keeping warm.
"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."
"And now. . . which shoes?"
"Absolutely not!"
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"Walking erect is very trendy now."
Made in China
Eldrow
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
A Macaroni in 1772
All Natural Nothing
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.
Jarvis Cocker
"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."
'The recession is over, again.'
"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'
"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."
"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'
"That shirt is so last year."
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
"Everything's gone up."
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