Industry Trends Gifts

"Let's just issue last year's annual report and see if anyone notices."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Crap from the future.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Eldrow

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'