Commercial Trends Gifts

Placards R Us.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Eldrow

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Made in China

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everything's gone up."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Final words on gravestones.