Reading About Business Trends Gifts

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The little engine that could delegate.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Final words on gravestones.

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Two Eggs Any Style

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Business Outlook

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"We succumbed to your hype."