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'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

The little engine that could delegate.

Final words on gravestones.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Two Eggs Any Style

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"We succumbed to your hype."