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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Keeping warm.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everything's gone up."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Final words on gravestones.