Market Trends Gifts

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Business Outlook

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

"...then sell all my pork bellies, and buy steel."

'Tomorrow's prices.'

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

"Globalization is when Chinese parts that were glue together in Romania crumble apart in our country..."

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

A Family Home

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

'Fortunately, the job market is still strong for economists.'

Sign on gate reads - 'Beware of the bull market.' 'Apparently some chap from the city bought it.'

Market Rumors Verification Department: Rumors and Squelched.

'Our asking price for this beautiful home is only $600.000, but we're willing to settle for $40.000!'

"I've been told that we need to take a more 'creative' approach to the difficult market."

"Everything's gone up."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Made in China

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Crap from the future.