Trends Gifts

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Band Wagon

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

"Girls! Stop fighting over the friendship bracelets."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

Health and safety announcement.

"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."

'That's a bit extreme, isn't it?'

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"We succumbed to your hype."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

'Hot Yoga' and 'Goat Yoga' may be popular on their own, but Lorraine discovered that 'Hot Goat Yoga' was just disgusting.

Photos millennials post vs. photos Gen Z kids post

"I love it!"

"Frankly, I find style without substance a hell of a lot easier to cope with."

Ed's Clothing: 'Try The New Baggy Look.'

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'I wish they'd print the sizes in English.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Small-Batch Banking

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

High Pants/Low Pants.