Trends Pillows

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Band Wagon

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"Girls! Stop fighting over the friendship bracelets."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

Health and safety announcement.

"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I love it!"

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Photos millennials post vs. photos Gen Z kids post

Ed's Clothing: 'Try The New Baggy Look.'

"Frankly, I find style without substance a hell of a lot easier to cope with."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Hot Yoga' and 'Goat Yoga' may be popular on their own, but Lorraine discovered that 'Hot Goat Yoga' was just disgusting.

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

'I wish they'd print the sizes in English.'

Small-Batch Banking

'I dreamt last night that a lecture about the decline of culture in the early twenty-first century topped the viewing figures on the internet.'

"You're soo last year.You'll need a hip replacement."

'Loosen your belt a notch, David. Your underwear's not showing.'