Following Trends Pillows

Now that you've seen the Fad Herald is a regular dude and not a hipster, will you stop following everything he says? You're not answering. Why bother answering you, heathen? Heathen? He's the Fad Herald. He judges us, not the other way around. Like Sarah Palin? When facts fail you, embrace faith. It never goes out of style.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"That shirt is so last year."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"