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"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."