Social Trends Gifts

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Elegance & Social Distance

The moustache movement. - Master Smith, as he appeared trying to force his moustaches for the Browns' party.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Once again, Nigel had failed to capture the zeitgeist.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Crap from the future.

Keeping warm.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

All Natural Nothing

Weird things I do because of the internet

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Eldrow

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Jarvis Cocker

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."