Youth Trends Gifts

Me at 15/Me at 29

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Crap from the future.

Text Culture

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Absolutely not!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Jarvis Cocker

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Nice haircut."

"That shirt is so last year."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth