Teenage Growth Gifts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Beware of the teenager.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

The pop-up book of fighters

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."