Teenage Development Gifts

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'We've created a teenager!'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama