Teenage Development Gifts

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'We've created a teenager!'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'