Teenage Transformation Gifts

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Pubertry

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"We're out of empanadas!"