Teenage Turmoil Gifts

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Rage.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

'Son, you're too old for pester power, why don't you go outside and get some peer pressure.'

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."