Teenage Turmoil Gifts

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Rage.

'More hair than brains.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

'Son, you're too old for pester power, why don't you go outside and get some peer pressure.'

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"