Teenage Angst Gifts

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'You have a zit where?'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

'It's not fair!'

"Thanks for straightening out his teeth.Now, can you do anything about his hunch?'

My mom keeps trying to talk to me about sex. So awkward! Poor you. She's totally afraid I'm going to "get into trouble"! Funny. My mom doesn't worry at all. She's so cool. I'm not allowed to date until I pass the bar exam.

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'