Teen Angst Enthusiast Gifts

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Let's not jump into this.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Place for text.

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

'You have a zit where?'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

Ha! Ha! Twig will never have a boyfriend! 13-year-old boys are idiots. I'll be married before you even get kissed. Brrng. It's someone named Sar-ah! I was wrong. 13-year-old girls are the real idiots.