Teen Angst Enthusiast Gifts

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Let's not jump into this.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Place for text.

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

That's when I decided why should I care

'You have a zit where?'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"