Teen Angst Appreciator Gifts

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Thoughts and Prayers

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'You have a zit where?'

'It's not fair!'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."