Teen Angst Appreciator Mugs

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Teddy, do you know why I'm here? Want to, umm, ask me anything? So! That wraps it up! How did your "birds and bees" talk go? I answered all his questions.

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Thoughts and Prayers

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

'You have a zit where?'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

'It's not fair!'

"Thanks for straightening out his teeth.Now, can you do anything about his hunch?'

My mom keeps trying to talk to me about sex. So awkward! Poor you. She's totally afraid I'm going to "get into trouble"! Funny. My mom doesn't worry at all. She's so cool. I'm not allowed to date until I pass the bar exam.

"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'