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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Goth.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Let's not jump into this.'

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

'You have a zit where?'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

Tadpole, Fadpole, Frog.

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

"I've decided I no longer want to be referred to as a teenager. From now on I'm a pre-adult!"