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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Goth.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'Let's not jump into this.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'You have a zit where?'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

Tadpole, Fadpole, Frog.

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."

'It's not fair!'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'