Teenage Angst Connoisseur Gifts

Graph to show how embarrassing parents are to a teenager over a 24 hour period.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."

'You have a zit where?'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

Tadpole, Fadpole, Frog.

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

My mom keeps trying to talk to me about sex. So awkward! Poor you. She's totally afraid I'm going to "get into trouble"! Funny. My mom doesn't worry at all. She's so cool. I'm not allowed to date until I pass the bar exam.

Love at first bite...

'It's not fair!'