Teenage Angst Connoisseur Pillows

Graph to show how embarrassing parents are to a teenager over a 24 hour period.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'I know a trap when I see one.'

'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

"...I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell."

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

Tadpole, Fadpole, Frog.

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

'You have a zit where?'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

"I've decided I no longer want to be referred to as a teenager. From now on I'm a pre-adult!"

Love at first bite...

'It's not fair!'