Teenage Angst Sympathizer Pillows

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'I know a trap when I see one.'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Don't worry your daughter is fine. She's just crabby as hell, and I don't want it to spread."

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'You have a zit where?'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

Thoughts and Prayers

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

'It's not fair!'

"Thanks for straightening out his teeth.Now, can you do anything about his hunch?'

My mom keeps trying to talk to me about sex. So awkward! Poor you. She's totally afraid I'm going to "get into trouble"! Funny. My mom doesn't worry at all. She's so cool. I'm not allowed to date until I pass the bar exam.

"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

Goth.

There's only one way to test out the sex-ed theories. Uh-oh. I need a date with Ryan Beardsley. Twig? He's not on the curriculum. True, but