Teen Angst Survivor Pillows

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

Playing The Youth Card

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'You have a zit where?'

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

'It's not fair!'

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

"How could I get up on the wrong side of the bed? It's against the wall?"

Goth.