Teen Angst Explorer Pillows

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

Pier Pressure

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"I hate this stupid place."

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'You have a zit where?'

Fountain of Legal Age

'So, I think he's fine.'

"Yes, Junior is still asleep! Now that he's a teenager, he's almost fully diurnal..."

"It's Saturday lunch time, Dear...of course there's something horrible fermenting under the...our teenage son!"

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

'I think maybe we've reached the age of the big turn around.'

'If there's one think I hate, it's a boy who wont take 'Yes' for an answer.'

"3-D glasses are really cool! When you take them off, everything looks so real."