Teen Angst Explorer Gifts

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

Pier Pressure

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"I hate this stupid place."

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'So, I think he's fine.'

"Yes, Junior is still asleep! Now that he's a teenager, he's almost fully diurnal..."

"It's Saturday lunch time, Dear...of course there's something horrible fermenting under the...our teenage son!"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'You have a zit where?'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

Fountain of Legal Age

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

'I think maybe we've reached the age of the big turn around.'